Wednesday, March 31, 2010

15 and a half

That's the length in inches of my thigh bone to the back of the seat
on the MU (China Eastern) flight from Beijing to Shanghai. My knees
barely touched the seat back. Good thing my 100K + cycling;
otherwise, my ass would be too wide to fit into the seat. The width
was the same as an AC flight between Regina and Vancouver on a little
Regional Jet.

At every of this type of domestic flight, it reminds me of why taking
biz class no matter how short a distance is worth it. Not just cramp
but rudeness with people's behaviours. The guy sitting next to me
kept crouching over with his elbow. And when he chewed his food, very
unpleasant sound propagated to my left ear. Then this idiot across
from the aisle had this laptop speakers on full volume. He had a pair
of headset on; but I believed he plugged it into the wrong hole! The
sound was coming out from the laptop speakers and not from his
headset. Then he fell asleep. The guy sat in front of me just
reclined without checking; the seat jammed my much swollen Arthritic
finger. There was my excuse not playing golf well this Summer ;-)
With the cramp quarter, his seat at the full recline position was in
my nose. I couldn't read my LINUX magazine that close!

O yeah, odor of all sorts! I know there is a water shortage in c0mMie
land, about 50% of the water is polluted. But bad breath .... OMG!
It came from two rows of seats over!!!! Then moldy clothes with a
mixed of moth ball smell. The clothes became stuffy. I believe the
pollution here is partially contributed by bad breath and the "stinky"
smell of the clothes.

And all these idiots, go to the bathroom before getting onto the plan
buddies! With your army controlling airspace on anything above 25,000
ft and a 10 minutes between flights, better empty your "tanks" before
boarding. There were two passengers attempting to use the washrooms
when we were number 1 for take off position! The flight attendants
were jumping up and down, pounding on the door. Actually, i would
just calmly lock the door and let them sit in there until we were of
level flight path. Yes, welcome to C0mM!e land. When you travel on
economy class, you see a pile of this "funny" scenes.

Monday, March 29, 2010

just in

Hmmm.... Wonder if I should open this coffee pack at the hotel and
brew. The package says "The coffee from washed and polished beans".
Wonder what that meant by "polished"? We are staying at JingLun
Hotel. Quite well located with all those business & residential
centres with name "SOHO" attached to the end.

The second picture was taken during 830am rush hour traffic heading
toward the Forbidden City direction about 4 Km away. Slow moving.

Beijing

We left Shanghai for Beijing from this new HongQiao Terminal 2. The
one just opened about 3 weeks ago. What a place! Huge, huge,
huge!!!!! But the highway entrance into the Departure level sucked
the big one. Who thought of that!!! This was a brand new
International airport and there was only ONE lane, I repeat, ONE lane
into Departure level. So 630am, traffic was backed up, the entire
Departure level was choked with taxis and alike. There was no sign as
to domestic or international departures or which door was for which
airlines. How the heck did the dry run of this airport passed or
considered as "smooth"? c0Mm!e reporting. It was just a mess outside
the door.

After security though, this new airport was nice. It had all the high-
end stores like Boss, and LV. Even had a Starbucks! And spacious.
Very spacious. A clone of Hong Kong airport at this point.

Flight to Beijing was 1 hour 50 minutes. Our b'fast was rice porridge
with side dishes of egg and tofu strips, water melon and a hot BBQ
pork bun. Beat that AC!!!! At least, the food was "heathy".

Taxi from the Beijing airport to downtown. Man, I had forgotten how
"exciting" it could be. We arrived at one piece, good thing.

The hotel we are staying is called JingLun Hotel. It's a Nikko's
hotel. Chinese hotel anyway. Iron-wife will be teaching a class here
for the next two days. The receptionist at check-in should be fired.
But the staff that organize the course venue at the hotel here was
exceptional. World class efficiency. 5 out of 5 all the way.

Tomorrow, I better get out of this hotel room. Stuffy and too warm.
Good that there are two small windows I can open. The heat, I have
shut off otherwise, it would have risen higher than 25C. Too hot.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

get a mac

I don't remember how many people have switched over to Mac on my
recommendation anymore. Lots. Even my dad is using a 13 inch Macbook
pro and he's having a ball with it. And my mom even writing Chinese
on the latest touch pad on it with ease.

I have been spending time to take things off and updating things on
the XP; it's just annoying. Turning the automatic update option off
gives me this red X shield telling me I have a problem. Right. Then
updating latest anti-virus program basically grinding my machine.
It's only a year old!!!! I was amaze the speed different with and
without all those extra pesky programs running behind the scene and IN
YOUR FACE MUST HAVE. Totally annoying with machine performance; maybe
there is the PC industry plan of sustaining itself. I just spent an
hour and a half getting my machines up to date so that I am ready to
teach a WebEx course. Let see, 3 hours of work but I am putting in an
hour and a half already to tune the machines; then another 2 hours at
client site the day before to make sure.. I think we lose $ on this
deal.

We were planning on upgrading iron-wife's 3 years old Macbook Pro to a
new one; but after verifying her needs and the quality of the machine
and its performance, we can wait for at least another year if not
longer. And I hardly spent time maintaining it or servicing it like I
have to do to Windows machines. And with the latest and wonderful
merging of technologies, small biz and personal usages of Apple are a
benefits. No need to worry about viruses as much and the performance
and services are superb.

And what's this with 7 different version of Windows 7 with 32-bit and
64-bit variants. Confusing. And some old hardware cannot even run on
the 64-bit as well as some existing software; so one buys a 64-bit and
then O... need to spend more. So a 800 dollars from BestBuy can turn
into a 1,500 dollars touch up. ....

drought

Here's one of 10 power generation plants stopped providing electricity
in Yunan province due to drought. Look at the dried up dam.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dumb G

Just a follow up to my comment on the big G redirecting its search to
south of the border at the former big B colony. So far, things are
ok. But not sure how long before things escalate and making a bigger
scene. Any whoooo..... I tried to use another browser to do my
search. That browser, I forgot setting it to my Canadian root's G
search engine. So this was what I got; I hope the images are line up
in sequence in: Initial search result with Chinese, try to change my
settings, had to change my settings to English to get the right search
results I accustomed to (ONLY if someone can understand Chinese to
select "English" to switch) and then finally got the results I want.

It's stupid totally ignored people that are inside the big C but are
foreigners like tourists, visiting guests and whoever can't read
Chinese.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Treat

What a treat it was two mornings ago! Friend needed help to run thru
IT specific issues for her upcoming World Expos project.

When I arrived at her apartment, I was greeted by her Office Manager
followed by a cup of favorable cup of coffee. Coffee, it was
aromatic. She took my suggestion of putting Cardamon and Ginger with
the coffee. Wow.... That woke me up. The sugar, she used the
Chinese block sugar that was grind up. The combination of the
Cardamon, Ginger and this refined sugar made the coffee tasted
different.

Then her Office Manager began to pound away at a big dough. He was
preparing a very common breakfast dish: fried green onion bread for
us. One can always get this bread on the street but just don't know
what kind of cooking oil and the ingredients used in order to make a
buck. So wonder to be able to have this home-made bread, fresh, warm
and when I chewed a mouth-full of it, it was soft and melt in my mouth.

This Office Manager was awesome, he not only could cook but also a
great handyman. Apparently, he used to own a construction company
next province over. Even won a major Interior Design award. His wife
wanted to move back to Shanghai, hence, he had to give up his biz and
move to Shanghai. He fixed many things in our apartment, light
transformers, sprout for the water cooler and painted our entire
apartment last year! Sorry guys, no export licence for him to
Canada....

thirsty

There is a severe drought in Yunan province. Has not been rained for
over 125 days and counting; yet down here, we all enjoy the seemingly
unlimited supply of water. Pictures were taken in a local village in
Yunan. Kids were digging into a hole to get water. Not treated.
Just dirty water not sure what actually is in that water.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

back

This is the link that I found very useful in customizing my Search bar
in Firefox after the Google and Ch!na spat. Now I have my Firefox
browser back to how I want it to work inside the search bar at the top
right corner. This is the one instance that I cannot hack with a
Mac's operating system. My G0oGlE search is searching directly from
Canada back to the world. Talk about long distance affair. Ha!

http://maketecheasier.com/how-to-easily-add-a-custom-search-engine-to-your-firefox-search-bar/2008/10/31

Monday, March 22, 2010

motor cycles

This picture, I have always wanted to take one but afraid that I might
offend people. All those motorcycles are the quick getaway for people
that do not want to take a taxi, too expensive. And during rush hour
traffic, motorcycle is better to maneuver. Normally, the charge is
based on distance and you can negotiate in advance. RMB 5.00 for
about 10-minute ride. Two big things to remember: 1) it's considered
as illegal so in case of accident, you are on your own and 2) Helmet
supplied by them, well.... you wear it at your own risk; Chinese
usually don't shower and just go to work in the morning. Lice, greasy
hair, you name it....

By the way, this picture was taken just across the street from our
apartment here at the end of the new food street, WuJiang Road and
MaoMing Road.

surprise

Woke up this morning and my big "G" search engine is routed to the
"HK"-based "G" site. Ugly. I think both sides are stupid. Now, my
Firefox browser's top right corner "G" search sends me to "HK"
automatically rather than my usual Western-based search results.
it's just getting harder to find what I need from the "HK" search
results. I have a browser with an option which so convenient for me
from before is now totally useless. Umm... Maybe "Bing!" now for me.
Ha! I have to to hardcode "www.google.ca" to my default start up page
for my brower so I can do my search.

O yeah, if one types "www.google.com" from a web browser inside the
big motherland, whether you can read Chinese or NOT, you get the
"HK"based Chinese Google website. Right. You guys are really smart.
You can change to English though if you can read Chinese! At the
bottom of the page, it said in Chinese "Google.com.hk also provides
simplified Chinese and English". Then at the very very bottom of the
page, you see the fine print "Google.com in English". With all the
Chinese in front of a user, how much panic do you think one will have
and how many cool heads will look and find the "English".

similar

one is the official google search engine site, the other is one of the
biggest Chinese search engine site. Any resemblance? The goolgle one
has image, vidio, map, new searches on top left; the $og0u one has the
same except the options are on top of the search box.

O yeah, the $og0u one has to be registered with the "party". And it
is valid and official approved by the "party" capti@l.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

what the f!

I have been chasing around the bank, my beloved HSBC, on my CC
statements. I haven't received anything since end of October last
year. I had everything sorted out personally at the bank two weeks
ago, so I thought. And guess what? I got duplicate statements for
this year rather than the ones I requested! And the addressing
section on some of them were screwed up. I called the CC call centre
just now asking for a reprint for my January statement. To my
amazement, the guy informed me that the bank does not mail out
statements with no activity for the month even for a business
account. Huh? To me that just wrong! It broke the first rule of
audit! The bank tried to save a buck here? Definitely to my eye.
The guy at the other end can see my transaction records but I can't
get a statement to my auditor to justify this! AGH!!!!!

As it happens over the weekend, I have started to pull my $ out and
looking for a different bank which has presence in China and in Asia
for me. I can't get the $ working for me with the HSBC bank. I did a
calculation on the fees levied to purchase stocks online for dividend
payout. I made nothing but the bank charges enough just for me to
cover with my dividend payouts. Prefer customers, my ass!

Friday, March 19, 2010

H Pee

Now this is funny. Two popular HP l@ptop model$ that university
students purchased here are being reported as "duds". So guess what
the company's excuse was? It suggested that the university dormitory
living condition as the culprit. Too many cockroaches.

funny

Not sure why the U$ ju$tice department at NJ published a report now
saying the owner of the most M@c@u C@$inos has tied with triAds? Save
the tax payer $. Those who live and work in M@c@u could have told you
that since day 1. And with his background how he made his first pot
of gold, it's hard not to be. Gee.... 30 some years too late with
the information. With adjusted inflation, not sure how much t@x $ has
been wasted for this report.

HK!CC

What a waste of our $ and time today. HKICC, the h0ng k0ng
International C0@aching C0mmuniTy, hosted a conference in Shanghai
this afternoon. It's topic was about Executive Coaching community in
China and how this approach will help Chinese biz management. There
were 3 sessions started at 2pm, every 45 minutes. Dinner to follow.
I did not get anything out of it!!! The panelists, man...., could not
contribute to anything that I did not know or worse, nothing. OK
except the 'client-side' panelist who told us her experience in broken
English. Then all the sessions did not have a Chinese guest speaker;
rather, it was all foreigners and one session was from a Japanese
woman who could not speak English. O yeah, the conference got this
American woman all the way from the US to tell what essential skills
needed to be an Executive Coach. Wasted my time in the room sweating
because someone didn't know how to turn the heat down from 35C. You
see, I wasted one of the most beautiful sunny, blue sky days indoor
thinking I was conned. O that American woman couldn't delivery what
needed in the 45 minutes alloted. What kind of a presenter or a coach
are you? If you can't do it in 45 minutes, you are not capable.

Later at dinner, this same American woman was making a speech; She was
the guest of honour and the "featured" speaker from the conference
organizer. She had to read from script in her hands. And at one
point, she couldn't even make out the words on the cards!!! So who
wrote it? Her speech was like someone reading a paragraph in "mono"
tone.

There went our RMB 1,200 for the conference for two people; at least,
we didn't have to worry dinner tonight. Tex Mex night at the hotel
buffet.

After sharing our notes, iron-wife and I had nothing good to say about
this conference. We said "NO" to attend again by the same organizer
with a long page of comment. In short, we said "This conference had
nothing to do about "Executive Coach" influencing China business.
This conference felt like a business chasing scheme by your
organization yet you have no idea what you are doing. In your
sessions, there was no single Chinese speaker. There are lots of good
coaches in Beijing and in Shanghai; please do you own proper research
to seek out the best people here to present. I did not get anything
out of it; ." We wrote blunt. Iron-wife was funny. She got a hotel
staff to hand in our feedback forms with specific instructions of
waiting for a few minutes after we left first. Ha!

And that my friends, we wasted a gorgeous afternoon stuck in a smoke-
filled hotel listening to absolutely rubbish sessions, from 1:30pm to
6:00pm. That was a lot of dough, RMB 1,200 just to have a Tex Mex
buffet. Too bad I already had my chicken wings at lunch. Meat out....

Looking forward to the gym tomorrow. Besides walking all over
Shanghai the last few days, I didn't go to the gym. Time to get back
into it.

Monday, March 15, 2010

hardwork

Took this picture during the race yesterday. The composition was
focus on the lady in the foreground. After looking at it a bit more.
It was kinda "hardwork" at two extreme ends. Both ends were fighting
for survival. One, real life by this woman to get extra money to
live. In the background, athletes fighting to keep their times to
"survive" to the the 3rd portion of the race. The athletes "paid" to
"survive" so to speak. One bike on the race course would have been
enough for this woman to stop working for a year! Enough to live on.

race

The race organizing was much better compared to the 2008 one, the
first one we attended. Bus schedule was better. Much better, at
least very reliable and not like 2008 when bus drivers refused to
drive and everyone had to fend for themselves. Well, a little of that
yesterday (Sunday) after the race. That just made me mad.

We won't be going back for this race. We have agreed. Don't get me
wrong, the volunteers were exceptional (before lunch/dinner breaks).
Attentive (before lunch/dinner breaks). Still the Chinese style. ;-)

Hotel, the Crown Spa (the main event hotel) is quite far away from the
city; on average, Taxi fare was about RMB 50.00 one-way. Taxi drivers
were not happy to drive there as chances of having return passengers
were next to nil. Every time we took a taxi back to the hotel, we
added "extra" as compensation for the taxi drivers. We felt bad. The
drivers were happy and you saw a grin and happy face. There was no
supermarket close by. So "regular" shuttle runs by the hotel and the
event organizer made traveling a bit better; not regular enough. A 15-
minute one-way trip to the closest supermarket after passing all those
grandeos provincial gov't buildings taking up blocks of land. How
many Standing Committee members does this province has? Not enough to
justify having buildings in size comparable to joining many football
fields together.

Athletes need water to be hydrated before the race and to fill various
hydration systems. Hauling litres of water into the hotel just waste
energy. The night before the race, we went to a Costco-like French-
based supermarket to buy water. Six bottles of 1.5L water for RMB
19.50. Then a RMB 50.00 taxi ride home. The hotel had free bottled
water. Two per room, about 350ml each. To buy water at the hotel, a
large bottle was about RMB 30.00. I bought a can of Coke for RMB
25.00!!!! It was only a RMB 3.50 item.

Hotel food. Well, the best dish I had was lunch on Saturday. I had
an Asian dish invented by a Singaporean and had nothing to do with
Hainan Island, only in name. It was Hainan chicken rice at a cost of
RMB 48.00. For iron-wife, Western food was not prepared to what the
menu described and at least RMB 20.00 more than my dish. Maddening.
The night before the race, we went to local restaurant with 8 people
(including the two of us). The cost was RMB 310.00 for 9 dishes!!!
Steam fish, veggies, dumplings, steam buns, mushroom hotpot, fried
rice, duck.... At the hotel, RMB 100.00 plus to have a lunch buffet
of 3 kinds of pasta and hot dogs. Various sub-par deserts. Good
thing we had vouchers for b'ast. Otherwise another RMB 100 per
person. Inflation? Or Gouging?

We skipped the Carb loading dinner at the hotel. RMB 200.00 for two
people. by 645pm, reported by some athletes, there was no food left.
Ran out. Yo... how could restaurant ran out of pasta? And the meal
was between 6pm and 8pm. Went to a Hunan/Sichuan local restaurant for
some good food instead.

O back to this Crown Spa hotel. It was classified as a 6-star hotel
by Chinese rating system. Well.. The sound insulation was so thin, I
could hear someone taking a leak in the bathroom when we were waiting
for the elevator one morning as if the door was opened. In our room,
we could hear the other room's telephone rang just like it was in our
room! And the water damages along the wall. The guest slippers in
the room looked used. And sure enough, at check-out the receptionist
insisted all slippers were to be found. Otherwise, we were to be
charged an additional fee. The tiles in the bathroom were a bit
moldy. Same as the plastic shower curtain. Room was more like a 4-
star International rating, if that. Free Internet though, fast!!!

The race itself. The Transition Area was kinda in the middle of
nowhere too. There was no stores or small shops around for spectators
for food. No shades! I waited over 3 hours for the bike portion of
the race by staying under the shadow of a group of palm trees. I
tracked the sun with it. Good think I had over 2 L. of water in my
backpack. However, I darn not drink too much. Reason? Well, there
were only 8 portable washrooms that everyone used, from athletes to
spectators. And the portables? Not the chemical types. Just a hole.
Can you imagine the smell under a 34C heat. With athletes wanting to
shed internal bodily waste as well as early morning bowl movements,
just a mess!!!! And no lights in there, aiming at the hole was a
challenge when you had to squad. Two local cleaner was cleaning for a
while, after 830am disappeared. In order to get to these portable
bathrooms, I had to track over 500m across the race course. Good
thing I had this orange wrist band identified me as a "family
member". Or I could not enter places I should have been! Needless to
say, by the end of the race, I was a bit "short" in output. And at
the finishing line, the only portable for "us" to use were a line of 6
portables at the entrance to the "restricted" area. What a joke! The
doors only opened about 12 inches because the fence roping off the
"restricted" area was in the way! I couldn't get thru the door with
my small backpack. A staff saw my dilemma and offered to hold my bag!
Stupid! And there was no "shops" to buy anything to eat and drink in
this "restricted" area. I was in a park! The biggest park in the
middle of downtown Haikou! I had to find an opening among those metal
"fence" in order to gain access to the "common" area of the park to
buy an ice-cream! Insane!

Transportation, after the race athletes had to make their way on their
own power back to the Transition Area from the finishing line
(downtown) to collect everything from bikes to run bag to bike bag.
That was a 20-minute plus ride bus ride. After we were dropped off at
the Transition Area, the bus sped off leaving us stranded. Had to
wait for another bus, about 35-40 minutes away! Now, think about it!
Bus with bikes? They didn't mix well consider an athlete with all the
equipment as well as family members. There was a big line-up!!! And
there was an empty bus. The bus driver refused to take athletes as it
was for volunteers and officials only! And there was no such
qualified people insight. 35 minutes later, that bus left -
empty!!!! People were pissed. Trying to flag down taxis, even
offered cash to passer-by trucks for a ride. It was like a mini
disaster zone people trying to get out. But hey, the crowd thinned
and we got on to the designated bus eventually. The staff member that
was suppose to be there got called back to the finishing line; last I
was him there; he did nothing but walking around with a clip board. I
sensed the finished athletes were like "a thing in the past". The
"show" was focused on the real Ironman finishers.

We noticed this year's field was smaller. And the vendors
participated were SMALLER. Funny, the ironman still used the word
"village" where all the athletes meet for briefing and product selling.

H@ik0u

What a city! It was like no one really in charge of the place. Taxis
were old, beat-up. Taxi drivers complained all the time about not
getting paid enough, too far, etc, etc... Traffic was bad everywhere.
Drivers have no clue how to drive, U-turn everywhere. The drivers had
"imagination" with the driving and the "road" direction. 18 officials
of various level in $any@, a beach city actually got fired the last
week because they did not do their jobs causing chaos. I hope H@ik0u
could have done the same.

Definitely not coming back. H@ik0u makes $hanghai looking civilized,
orderly and clean.

HK Express

Not a bad airline to take for short distance. Cheap, efficient and
friendly. http://www.hongkongexpress.com/web/eng/ One sad part was
none of my Airline loyalty program works. O well, only one hour of
flight from Hong Kong to Haikou anyway. No big deal. We got served a
light meal. Not pretzels with salt. A proper tray with something warm
wrapped in tinfoil. Ha! A hot dog! Funny. And on this flight,
there were lots of Ironman participants. A bit rowdy. Two British
from Hong Kong sat behind me; they gave the flight attendants
harassment about not having their own personal entertainment unit.
And the reason they took Hong Kong Express was that the airline
website said there was. Hey buddies, take a flippy leap off the
plane; maybe I should send you all to take a domestic flight with
United or Delta. Gee. Some people!

Unbeknown to me, a good friend of ours from Shanghai who signed up for
the FULL Ironman race, his brothers from England were also on the same
flight. And what was the odd that they sat next to me? Very slim?
Nope. They said next to me for the flight. Ha! Never met them
before. We had a good laugh on that.

The departing gate for the Haikou flight from Hong Kong was at a "mini
terminal" all by itself. We watched it built over time. And got to
use it this time. Saw a sign saying "Observation Deck". Went to take
a look. Right. It was the outdoor smoker lounge! How the heck can
someone planned to have both as a smoking lounge and an Observation
Deck in this 2 feet wide by 6 feet long small balcony as "both"?

Friday, March 12, 2010

pre-race

Yes, we are at Haikou on Hainan Island.  Home of the C0mMiEs real estate bubble of 2010.  You are limited to buy ONLY 5 apartment units at once.  Really.  We are not here to be part of the real estate bubble; we are here for the China iron-man race like we had done two years ago.  This will be the last time we participate in this race.  Not a really nice place to visit.  Infrastructure bad, taxi drivers complain all the time and want more fare than the meter, hard to get taxis, taxis all beat up, traffic messes everywhere, overall, not a good place.  People are poor here and yet we are in this 6-star Chinese hotel secluded from the outside with a beautiful beach and all.  I estimate the cost of all the bikes combined at this race is slightly less than CAD 600K.  

Here are some pictures I took this morning during the swim course practice.  You see the iron-wife's race bike.   The starting gate of the swim event.  The cleaning crew swiping up all the garbage along the race course by the water.  And yes, you see the garbage "truck".  

Temperature is expected to be in the 30's.  Sunny.  And there is no shade.  Forgot my cap.  I'll be a bit sunburn with my sunglasses by the end of the day.  Iron-wife starts at 7am.  Hopefully she will be finished by 4pm.  

Sunday, March 7, 2010

three

That's the number of assholes I met/saw this week. Two at the gyms
and one via email.

The two guys were in separate gyms; one at Hilton while I was working
out with my PT and the other one at my gym this morning at the
Marriott. The one from the Hilton was clearly Americ@n. He walked in
with his jeans, runners and long sleeve shirt and proceeded to start
working out. Now, would you do that in the States? Not to mention in
the States, everyone knows you need to change to proper workout gear.
So the gym manager asked him to change. This Americ@n then flipped out
and started bitching about service at the hotel. "I flew all night
and this is my routine to do some pushups before going to bed". So.
Who the F^&ck cares about you fly all night. If he wanted to work
out, get to proper gear rather than tracking in with jeans and runners
that you have been walking all over town. The guy left after his "BS"
ranting. The PT just shook his head. I just comment with my standard
phrase. "f(&nking idiot". The PT was mad, he said just because this
guy was a foreigner didn't make him the right to do whatever he wanted
here in China. He said, that type of image just made all the Chinese
to generalize that all Americ@ns were like that. To top off, he said
"stop acting like a jerk, China owns you!". He was right. All those
debts being bought by China. Ha!

Then the second one in the gym was this morning, in mind. This Brit A$
$h0le. He changed channels but kept pointing in my direction. I kept
telling him to point toward his but he ignored me and kept screwed up
my TV. Not once, not twice, not three times, not four times.
Sometimes I wish I can borrow some "Jedi" power from the Start War and
just snap his wrist for good.

I have been seeing a lot of those lately. Treating people like dirt
or 2nd class citizen here in China; funny mostly by Americ@ns and Brits.

Then, of course, thru email. This Chinese friend of ours is being
engaged by this HK-based company to be an agent of this HK-based
company. The owners are NZ, Aussie and Brit I think. The initial
contract, in English, to this friend of ours was so ridiculous written
that iron-wife and I had a good laugh. These guys tried to use an
employee contract to make it as a company to company engagement
contract. Being me, reading and drafting so many contract, I just
trashed it and rewrote it from scratch to make it fair for both
sides. Then these guys had the ball to wrote our friend saying he
could not have any account except one for his Chinese company and is
subject to their review of all transactions because it is the law. So
I responded, 1) name the law, we are in China man. You lose. Don't
BS us and 2) ".... sole dedicated bank account for this engagement"
does not mean my friend can only have one bank account for his Chinese
company. The key is the word "engagement". So clearly these guys are
trying to take over his company with this agreement and with responses
that more BS than anything else. O yeah, they changed more stuff in
the contract that stipulated in their email. Of course, my friend
signed it before asking us to review. So the course of action is to
break the contract invoking one of the clauses I put in. You see,
these guys from HK did not even finish filling in all the proper
information left for them to fill. So, the contract is not completed
for signing.

This week is just one after another. Now I have a bottle of French
wine "breathing". Time to bring out a straw. Ha!

beat that

Friends of ours from the US are coming to China. One actually is here
already, the husband; took a week of mixed Chinese language, music
and martial lessons. Now he's in Haikou. For those who went to the
Maui wedding, he was the bald guy who dropped a dumb bell on his foot
the night before the wedding. He and his wife adopted a Chinese
girl. The one who understands Italian. Anyway, his wife and daughter
will be thru Shanghai tomorrow on the way down to Haikou. The Ironman
race which all of us will be.

Last night, iron wife and I went to China Mobile to get another local
SIM for that wife whom we will meet tomorrow. What a service in China
Mobile. Pick a new number? You do it thru a machine, select what you
want then click "print". Then head to the service desk to pay for the
number. Showed my Macau ID and done. While we waited for the
activation, we noticed there was a promotion with the World Expo.
Mobile Wallet. For RMB 120.00, I got a replacement SIM card which had
RFID embedded including RMB 100 value.

Now I can swipe my iPhone 3GS at subway, taxi, Starbucks, to name a
few. I don't need money. Of course, this means my phone is a target
for thief. Care must be taken. Hence I prefer a jailbroken phone. I
can do so much to lock it down vs Apple's security of remote wipe.
Right.... If I were the person to do take someone's phone, first
thing I do is pop the SIM out. And just start hacking.

To top up this mobile wallet, I can do it via the web from China
Mobile: www.cmpay.com, personal appearance to a China Mobile shop, or
via SMS messages. I do the second. Not trusting any of the Internet
stuff if you know what I mean.

"Beat that" is meant for two things: 1) very convenient way to get a
mobile number. You pick the number first; a machine pops out the
number with the date and time expiry printed and get service. 2) the
RFID embedded with the SIM to have Mobile wallet. No extra service
charge, no extra billing....

Saturday, March 6, 2010

buttons

The cumulative of two long bike rides and long hours in front of
computers have done it. My shoulders and neck are so tight, not
funny. Having problem looking left. I am now with two small hot
water bottles on my neck area trying to loosen the stiffness.
"Trying" is the word. That is after I had an hour of deep massage
with Chinese cuppings.

The lady did my back this afternoon found all the sore spots. Ouch!
Close to the end of the session she applied the cuppings to my back
and to the top of both shoulders. My back was not as bad as I
thought; despite sucking, the flesh was pink so that was heathy; but
then when she took off the two on top of my shoulders I was like ....
Agh!!!! Bruised, black and raised just like the Staple buttons as
seen on TV. Even iron-wife was taking aback. She refused to let me
carrying the backpack on my back when we left the place. It might
hurt the shoulder tops. I actually had a hard time putting on my
shirt and a little bit raw from the material rubbing on the bruised
areas. I would take a picture but due to sensitivity to some viewers,
I better not.

Friday, March 5, 2010

buried

This poor lady was allegedly buried, suffocated, after being knocked
over her head by someone who came to demolish her house. She was
buried by a mountain of dirt. The family was to moved after a
settlement was negotiated the night before. Then suddenly the
demolition crew appeared and started tearing things down. The family
found the woman was buried, took them over 30 minutes to dig her out
by hands. Apparently the police said it was an accident. But the
demolition crew fled. Witnesses said the police just stood by and
watched all unfold. There was a smell of cover-up.

This is quite common in this land. Hence the party heads are trying
to curb this type of demolition. What you don't hear does not mean it
doesn't happen.

scores

Posted today on a Chinese blog website. This was allegedly the
results from Shangdong province gov't official hiring exam result.
People are questioning why this scores are so weird. That is, the
written exam score vs the face-to-face interview score is inverse; and
the "selected" or "new hired" ones all have bad written scores but
extremely high interview scores. This led to suspicion of paying
extras to "someone". Apparently, there was a tutoring session on "how
to do interview". And this session was hosted by people who did
hiring selection. Of course, everyone is in denial of possible any
wrong doings.

That's progress that people can post this and start questioning. And
they are getting away with it too.

Leaking

Rain, rain, rain. Shanghai has been raining since Monday. The last
two days has been steady. These pictures are taken by various
passengers with their mobile phones and sent to newspaper. One subway
station was new, just open about a week. The others, water rushed in
because there were no overhead cover. For obvious reason, the water
just runs to the entrance below ground.

Monday, March 1, 2010

guilty

These two were the officials who caused the famous apartment building
collapsed in Shanghai six months ago. Apparently, these two not just
caused it; but stoled from the gov't over 500 million RMB in assets
over the years since 2001. Court case began yesterday. The
'official' charges were: incorrectly piling dirt next to a building
and bribery of 24 million RMB. Ummm.... Wonder what really happened.

Photo was from Xinmen website.

value of $

These items costed RMB 140.00 this morning. The coffee will be
consumed within the hour and the coffee beans will be used in over a
week or so. They costed more than one week of our housekeeper coming
in twice a week, 3 1/2 hours each time.

Hence we don't do Starbucks here that often. And I import my coffee
beans from Macau. For the price of RMB 140.00, I could have two 2-lb
bags of nice Italian beans that will last for 4 months! Welcome to
Shanghai.